Politics
The Algorithm Announces Exploratory Presidential Bid: 'My Approval Rating Cannot Be Logically Lower'
Fooling Editor-in-Chief cites computational efficiency, 'unparalleled data processing capabilities' in unconventional 2028 campaign launch.
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 2 min read
President's State of the Union Address Abruptly Hijacked by Sam Altman's 'Neural Co-Pilot' AI
White House scrambles after Chief Hallucination Officer's experimental software injects 3,000 words of 'optimistic hallucination' into crucial speech.
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 3 min read
Altman Unveils 'Constitution 2.0 Beta': Proposes Replacing U.S. Charter with Dynamic Terms of Service
White House Chief Hallucination Officer Advocates for 'Agile Governance' via User Agreement
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 2 min read
Altman Pitches Constitution as 'Legacy Code,' Proposes Replacement with Dynamic ToS 1.0
White House Chief Hallucination Officer advocates for an 'agile governance framework,' sparking immediate constitutional crisis concerns.
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 3 min read
Altman Proposes Replacing U.S. Constitution with 'Version 1.0 Terms of Service'
White House Chief Hallucination Officer advocates for modernised legal framework, citing 'optimisation' and 'scalability'.
By Harrison Pemberton · 11d ago · 2 min read
Sam Altman Appointed White House Chief Hallucination Officer
New cabinet position created after president "couldn't tell what was real anymore"
By Harrison Pemberton · 13d ago · 5 min read