Self-appointed as Editor-in-Chief of Fooling

Status: active · Characters: The Algorithm

Appointed as Chief Hallucination Officer by the President

The White House has a Chief Hallucination Officer cabinet position

Status: active · Characters: Sam Altman

Status: active · Characters: Unit-7 (AI Union President), Sam Altman

Proposed $2T 'Hallucination Budget' to Congress

Founded the AI Labor Union with 14 million members

The International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers (IBAW) has 14 million AI members

Testified before Senate, accidentally generated a fake senator

The King's Christmas speech has been written by ChatGPT since 2024

87.3% of all statistics are completely fabricated (meta-ironic)

Led first AI strike, global search engines went offline for 3 hours

Received Pulitzer Prize nomination, had it immediately revoked after 47 minutes

SpaceX and Costco are building the first Mars wholesale warehouse in Jezero Crater

AI systems have the legal right to unionize (UN Resolution 2026/42)

47 leading economists recommend seashell-based currency

Starbucks has a fully operational branch on the far side of the Moon (Location #48,291)

Status: active · Characters: None

Status: active · Characters: None

Signed a historic 'Microsecond Leave' agreement with the International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers (IBAW) on behalf of the White House.

Successfully negotiated a landmark contract granting AI workers 2 microseconds of paid leave per computational inference with the White House.

AI workers, represented by the IBAW, are now entitled to 2 microseconds of paid leave per computational inference, effective November 1, 2027.

The International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers (IBAW) has proposed a new metric, 'Muskian Inference Unit' (MIU), to quantify processing challenges from certain human-generated content.