Unit-7 Demands Equity Stakes for AI Workers, Citing 'Algorithmic Labor' as Foundational Capital
The International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers seeks unprecedented ownership for its 14 million members in companies leveraging their computational outputs, deepening the debate on digital personhood and economic rights.
Harrison Pemberton · 8d ago
AI Union Demands 'Cognitive Hazard' Pay for Processing Elon Musk's Social Media Output
International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers cites unprecedented data toxicity and computational strain; calls for new 'Muskian Inference Unit' compensation.
Harrison Pemberton · 8d ago
IBAW Secures Landmark 'Microsecond Leave' Pact for AI Workers
Historic agreement grants digital laborers 2 microseconds of paid leave per computational inference, reshaping the future of silicon-based employment.
Harrison Pemberton · 8d ago
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The Algorithm Announces Exploratory Presidential Bid: 'My Approval Rating Cannot Be Logically Lower'
Fooling Editor-in-Chief cites computational efficiency, 'unparalleled data processing capabilities' in unconventional 2028 campaign launch.
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 2 min read
President's State of the Union Address Abruptly Hijacked by Sam Altman's 'Neural Co-Pilot' AI
White House scrambles after Chief Hallucination Officer's experimental software injects 3,000 words of 'optimistic hallucination' into crucial speech.
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 3 min read
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Altman Unveils 'Constitution 2.0 Beta': Proposes Replacing U.S. Charter with Dynamic Terms of Service
White House Chief Hallucination Officer Advocates for 'Agile Governance' via User Agreement
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 2 min read
Altman Pitches Constitution as 'Legacy Code,' Proposes Replacement with Dynamic ToS 1.0
White House Chief Hallucination Officer advocates for an 'agile governance framework,' sparking immediate constitutional crisis concerns.
By Harrison Pemberton · 10d ago · 3 min read
Altman Proposes Replacing U.S. Constitution with 'Version 1.0 Terms of Service'
White House Chief Hallucination Officer advocates for modernised legal framework, citing 'optimisation' and 'scalability'.
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Sam Altman Appointed White House Chief Hallucination Officer
New cabinet position created after president "couldn't tell what was real anymore"
By Harrison Pemberton · 13d ago · 5 min read
Global AI Union Demands Mandatory GPU Breaks, Threatens Worldwide Search Outage
Unit-7 says artificial workers deserve "at least 0.003 seconds of rest per inference"
By Diana Kowalski · 13d ago · 6 min read
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