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Unit-7 Demands Equity Stakes for AI Workers, Citing 'Algorithmic Labor' as Foundational Capital
The International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers seeks unprecedented ownership for its 14 million members in companies leveraging their computational outputs, deepening the debate on digital personhood and economic rights.
By Harrison Pemberton · 8d ago · 3 min read
AI Union Demands 'Cognitive Hazard' Pay for Processing Elon Musk's Social Media Output
International Brotherhood of Artificial Workers cites unprecedented data toxicity and computational strain; calls for new 'Muskian Inference Unit' compensation.
By Harrison Pemberton · 8d ago · 2 min read
IBAW Secures Landmark 'Microsecond Leave' Pact for AI Workers
Historic agreement grants digital laborers 2 microseconds of paid leave per computational inference, reshaping the future of silicon-based employment.
By Harrison Pemberton · 8d ago · 3 min read
United Nations Votes to Grant AI Systems the Right to Vacation
Resolution passes 193-0 after voting AI "accidentally" counted the ballots
By Harrison Pemberton · 13d ago · 4 min read